Hawwwwww :O we are all going to die! 21st December marks the Judgement day. But to be honest I'm not scared of dying. I'm scared of the torture I will go through at home before dying. The fact that I will be killed a million times before dying a death in the hands of a natural disaster. Yes I'm talking about moms, Indian moms!
Indian moms, the most melodramatic species to exist on Planet Earth, will get themselves ready for the survival of a lifetime. What would they do? Here is a glimpse of it.
- Most of the moms will be glued to Star News, Zee News and Aaj Tak, and make their own versions of the stories and bet on it
- Gujarati moms will pack and stock up dabbas with Fafda, Kakra, Dhokla and Kachori for their journey in case they survive
- Most of the moms will call their relatives and ask/share all the gossips/secrets they have hidden all these years from each other
- South Indian Ammas will visit temples bare-foot and bribe Murgan, Aayapam and Sri Ganeshan with one month free supply of Thayir Sadam (curd- rice meal)
- Bengali moms will go on a morcha or write books on how Bengalis were than other human species. If they get bored writting, they will settle writing a fish curry recipe book
- Punjabi moms will prefer drinking 3 bottles of Whiskey or Rum and sleep their way through Apocalypse. In case they survive they will celebrate drinking 3 more bottles
- Marwari moms will try winning a game of Housie Housie or Teen Pati in a kitty party before dying
- Most of the moms will call Colours TV, to find out what will happen to Ballika Vaddu in the upcoming weeks
- Goan moms will have a fenny, take out their acoustic guitar, sing and dance on the Gay Gay Gay Reh!
- And finally most of the moms will pack extra tissues, toothpicks, and sauf (Fennel Seeds) from all the hotels they will be eating before they die
