The news is out! Forget the promises of cleaner toilets and better seats in the trains, the Railway Minister today announced that the Indian Railways will soon have Wi-Fi installed in a few of their trains. Interesting? May be not. Let's have a look at how people might utilize this system before we draw a conclusion.
1.
Firangs can now click photos of
Indian people doing potty on the railway tracks and upload it on Instagram for
instant likes
2.
After standing in the ticket queue and
getting a confirmed ticket, people can now complain, tweet and bitch about
IRCTC because online their tickets are still not confirmed
3.
When Gujarati aunties start shouting
or playing Antakshari in the train, at night, people can laugh at them by playing
Gangnam Style in full volume. (Maybe dance in front of them too)
4.
Railways can now install iPads in the
urinals, download the Draw Something application in it and let people draw
anything on it rather than drawing and writing things like ‘Jo Kaam Karne Aaya Hai
Woh Kar Ke Jaa Na Ch$%#3’, on the walls
5.
Insecure parents can now keep a check
on their children through Skype calls
6.
Illiterate Mamas can masturbate on
the Chachas next to them in the general compartment, after watching metacafe.com on their mobile phones
7.
People can now become the mayor of places
like Ghazibad Railway station by frequently checking-in at the station, with
foursquare
8.
Drunk Soup boys can do a Harlem Shake
with the TC and upload the video on You Tube to make it viral
9.
Possessive lovers can manage to
keep a check on their partners by checking their 'Last Seen At' status on Watsapp
And finally, Tharki Uncles/Aunties/Boys/Girls who us meet in our journeys can send us instant
Fraandship requests on FB
So High Five for Wi-Fi or not, now decide that for yourself...
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