Types of Bananas

Here I’m with my second blog called the ‘Type of Bananas’. Bananas are in reference to a kind of species called men. The following content is my opinion and purely based on observations.

I’m sorry if this blog is used as a reference point by any lady for their men. This can also be a reference point for man to tell the world that all men are not the same.

Coming back to the blog, we the 1^st kind of bananas are called the Green Banana.

The green bananas are the ones who you would want to wait for till it’s the right time to enjoy them. Why I refer to wait for the right time is because, these kinds are bitter to taste and you can’t predict when they would mature. The characteristics of them are immature, close minded and insecure. These are the ones you would not want to pick up from the market, but still end up picking them up. They appear as very caring, nice, simple and you will want to spend the future with these people till the time you realise they haven’t matured yet and that your life has become bitter after getting a taste of them.

Before getting into a relationship:

They decide the kind of relationship they want with you based on questions like “How many relationships you had? Or Are you a Virgin?” Though men tend to ask this question at one point of time to their partners, but these kinds would not want to date you once you say you are not a virgin.

After getting into a relationship:

Just in case you end up dating this kind, it would be difficult to find you in Facebook every day, your social networking passwords have to be submitted as a safety deposit to them. The number of meeting you have with any men, no matter brother, best friends or any client, the number is always recorded and used as a comparison pie chart when you fight with him over flirting with other girls. Normally, these bananas are dumped, or ending making up stories about their partners so that the whole world thinks his partner was wrong.

Suggestion to deal with them: MOVE ON, because they won’t change or simply deal with them, change for them, compromise your life and stay bitterly happy with them ever after.

The second kind of bananas are called the Black Banana

These bananas are too sweet who either get dumped due to too much of sweetness or their site starts getting disgusting after a point. The green bananas who realise their mistakes generally end up being a black banana. They change themselves to work a relationship, be sweet and would do anything to work a relationship. These are the ones you don’t find many in the market. After a point of time, they are tagged as annoying and their partners demand for their space.

Before getting into a relationship:

They would appear as people who would look for an emotional support by talking their heart out about their past relationships, especially when they are dumped. The easiest way to get to girl is gain her sympathy and make her realise that a sweet kinds like these also can be dumped.  

After getting into a relationship:

These kinds could possibly be one of the best partners who one can have because they may adjust or listen to you till the time they don’t catch you cheating. They would ask for your phones once in a while to just keep a check. They would also like to spend a lot of time with their partners, know about all their friends and also want to go everywhere where their partners go.

Suggestion to deal with them:  Make them understand. They will surely take time but will understand your space.  You really don’t want to miss these kinds after spending good days with them.

The 3^rd kind of bananas are called the Ripe Bananas

 These are the kinds who every girl encounters or wish to encounter. They are ripe, bright and the most preferred in the market. Everyone wants a bite of them. Characteristics of these kinds are flirty, smart and love to have a conversation with anyone. They are caring for obvious reasons to grab your attention. They are friendly with everyone.

They can’t be differentiated between before relationship and after relationship, because they don’t believe in relationships. These kinds love dinners, lunches and coffees. They believe in work hard, earn good and spent it all for their good. They don’t care who their partners meet, greet, message or love. They are very selfish when it comes to satisfying their own needs and don’t think about anyone till there is a benefit attached. They believe in practicality and are emotionally insensitive. Generally these kinds are born from a realisation from the black banana phase or have too many partners and prefer not getting attached to one.

Suggestion to deal with them:  Be with them only if you want to have fun without a commitment. Don’t regret and never let them know about it because that is the last time you will ever hear from them. Not the right kinds for spending future with, unless they decide to change for you.

You will find a lot of bananas in the market. One or the other day they will end up in any of these 3 main kinds.

With this I come to the end of my blog. Please leave your opinions and valuable feedbacks.